How Bikers Walk Their Dogs

Never tried this, but it's doubful this works as easily as it does on the commerical!

Programs written to rig elections..you don't say!

Not really new news, but at least more people are getting the word out about false results

You've Been Pooping Wrong

You fool! You've been pooping in public toilets totally wrong —shame on you and your family, but help is at hand in the form of this friendly Russian guy who's going to show you the correct manner to use that bib. God bless him.

Plane Takes Intense Emergency Landing

This pilot needs to get a raise as he manages to do an emergency landing of an Airbus A320-200 when the landing gear fails.

Turn Off Your F#cking Phone!

People who leave their phones on in a movie theater are kind of annoying, but what this guy does is maybe taking things a little too far. No, this isn't a 4chan movie but instead this played before each film at Frightfest 2012 to remind people to turn off their phones.

Cheesey Feet Dub

There's nothing like cheesy feet. M'mmm. They certainly do get the mouth watering, and the only thing better than cheesy feet is the dry, flaky skin that comes off them. Oh man that stuff is so delicious, sprinkle it on your cereal for a real breakfast treat.

Edward Scisscor Arm

Off to hospital we go !

Remember: DON'T Fall Asleep!

Have you ever fallen asleep in class and woken up with something of yours missing? Well don't be fooled because it could all be a big plan for the teacher to steal your things or even worse, if your a deep sleeper, cop a feel ! God damn teachers !!!

drunk monkey

Huge, nasty, furry spider

It's big, it's fuzzy, and it's here to attack you!