Gisele's the Girl!

Just take a look at this tiny thong, it's made using new nanotechnology - A new word needs to be invented for this curvaceous goddess. A new word combing buxom with voluptuous. Vobuxomous maximus.

YouTube Complaints!

What if YouTube had a complaints department? What the hell would it look like and who the hell would be there? Well, it would probably be full of butthurt lamewads and women with big bewbs and a capella bands complaining about views.

Malaysian Michael Jackson

Normally I would have questioned putting this up. But in light of being a aquitted, here is a small tribute from one of his fans.

Life Is Good

Every day when i wake up i praise the big dude above for inventing chicks, he is truly worthy of some kinda worship for such an awesome invention - Now if only they came equipped with a volume control he would definitely be a God!

Beer Pong Accident

Maybe the first time the paper has seen a listing for an accident during beer pong. Ah, crazy drunks.

Goodbye to Steve French

All things must come to and end, even those things we most cherish and hold dear, like a cougar called Steve French, who came into your life through destroying your beloved marijuana fields and then attempted rehab and is now ready to be released.

Raccoon bigger than the lady holding it

She better let that thing loose, or it'll push her through that chair

Tons of broken keyboards? Turn them into art!

That boring old handbag has just become a whole lot more awesome!

cooper

dog me dog is caled cooper hes fkn a ryt little pozer for the camera this might nt be a wkd pic but im jst tryin it its the 1st thing ive put on so be nice

Please Let Those Be Fake Teeth