A very Rude Elf to make sure u get what u want this Xmas

This site is hilarious, a great way to make sure people know what you want for Christmas..

Roland sings Pavarotti...poorly

Roland, who does an EXCELLENT job booking guests for the Opie and Anthony show, does a HORRIBLE job singing opera in this attempt at a heartfelt tribute to the late tenor.

Ultimate Cat Skillz

His owners told him he could be anything he wanted. He chose to be cool. A very cool cat. His owners will have to do anything he wants from now on, that's just the way it is.

A CURSED NIGHT(Part-2)

Banned Sprite Ad

I guess having a sprite give birth on a bus isn't a good way to promote an energy drink. Huh.

Robot Band

We have a snapshot of the future here. First, humans will become obsolete in the workplace as robots materialize as a far cheaper, more efficient option. Machines don’t need a fag break or have to go on facebook. They don’t bicker and whine. It just makes sense.

God

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put unfounded belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

Snowman Louie the Lush

Lou finds inventive ways to spend his time like getting loaded and singing his own carols.

As climbers rest?

What if you pick up the steep slope of rock, and you feel that more has not the strength to get? Or climbers found the evening and continue working is simply no longer dangerous? The answer is simple – we have to rest! But can rest on the steep slope? No, certainly not if you do not have anything to do with mountaineering. And, of course, yes, if you are – a professional climber. I do not know, I could relax in a place that way, but it looks awesome.

101 Sex Positions

101 sex positions by the girls of FHM magazine