Ali's A Guitar Hero(ine)

This is standard issue wear when hawt chicks come round to play Guitar Hero. Tell them that part of the rules of the game is to play scantily clad in underwear and stay like that all night. Then go switch the hidden camera on.

Hippo lets loose with a massive sprinkler of shit

This is one animal that doesn't like cleaning up after itself

Is American Idol Scripted Or Paula Abdul Is On Crack

Spaghetti Cat I Weep For You

It’s hard to even look into the mournful eyes of this pasta munching feline without being filled head to toe with emphatic sorrow. It’s like the Swamp of Sadness from The Neverending Story.

How To Wash A Cat

This is some sound advice, getting a cat dosed up on catnip's a great start. But be warned, if the cat wants to claw the flesh from your face, then it will do. And just ignore those guttural cries of anguish, that's just to get attention.

Emily Scott

How To Perform a Striptease

It's time to bring the sexy back with this perfect guide on how to do a striptease that will set your love life alight and show your partner just how much of an incredibly seductive person they've hooked up with. And eggs. Lots of eggs.

Deputy dumps man out of wheelchair to check his disability

Honestly, this is an outrage. That officer had NO right to do that, what a f*#king asshole.

Today IS A Good Day To Die!

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

Vida Guerra Photoshoot

Hot Vida struts around a beach in a tiny thong swimsuit!