Call from the phone dudes

They're all like, don't you dare call from me, beeyotch

I Want to EAT You!

Lets face it, there's no reason at all to be afraid of a million alligators - Because only ONE of them is going to eat you. The teeth-with-bodies overrun a swamp at state park and they are getting kinda hungry....For human flesh - WTF!?!

summer

As kids, Shaun and Daz are inseparable, skipping school, racing bikes, knocking about down
by the lake with Katy, Shaun’s first love. Full of life, Shaun runs up against an education
system that cannot contain him. He is squeezed and eventually spat out, taking Daz down
with him as he self‐destructs.

Twenty years later, Daz is in a wheelchair and has eight weeks to live. Shaun is left to reflect
on one gilded summer of love, sex and loyalty that marked the end of his innocence. His
memories lead him to track down Katy, in a bid for personal redemption. This is a story of
bright lives unfulfilled, of hopes that are snuffed out and then, finally, rekindled.

Don't diss Einstein, because he'll hit you with this shit

Optical illusions are cool!

Cats Are Evil. Period.

Phone the local RSPCA, email Peta & call out the national guard because there is some serious canine abouse happening here. Trust dogs for being so friendly. You obviously never met a cat before buddy!

Near-Miss Shark Attack

You can well imagine what this guy probably does after this rather shocking surprise with nothing but a bird cage protecting him: relieve himself in the sea.

Genocidial

First-Person Danger Cycle

There's riding a motorcycle & then there is INSANITY! This is how you would race if you were playing 'The Need For Speed', but probably not in real life. The craziest part: he's wearing open toe sandals. WTF!?!

Man Vs Woman MMA Fight

Now this is one fight you really shouldn't take, whatever the circumstances! Oh man what was this guy thinking. Even if he wins he isn't going to get any credit for it is he. Oh well done buddy you beat up a chick. FAIL!