GI Jonny Cums To The Rescue !

Can GI Jonny save Mimsi from the Captain Bareback’s frothy Crotch Cannon ?!

Had Some WHAT

Never a good idea to have a slip of the tongue like this one.

Benjamin Button Sindrom Is Spreading

"Tells the story of Benjamin Button, a man who starts aging backwards with bizarre consequences".
Just kidding, but if this where a more often case, than it would look something like this

Epic Rim Jobs

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

Dragon-Ball Zuit

Ultimate Batting Practice - Skeet Ball

Well now this is just showing off, instead of just practicing his batting this dude has to crush clay pigeons with every bat. Take it down a notch, buddy, you're making the rest of us look bad.

The Wonders Of Cosplay

You definitely meet a different class of female at conventions that requires them to turn up in cosplay outfits. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.

Hawt Jamie-Lynn Sigler Interview FAIL!

This complete bozo couldnt have got it any more wrong when he went into this interview. I'm surprised she didnt just KO him on the spot with her awesome good looks.

nice head

World's Highest Fly-By

Off to Dubai for some ariel sightseeing of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. It seems everything is done on an overkill sized scale in Dubai. Sort of like a Freudian 'Little Man Syndrome' on a National level.