Lose some weight, tubby!

He can't be very good at football with that girth

News Confuses Sex Toy For Mushroom

When you're an investigative TV news program you probably don't want to get your facts wrong and become a laughing stock by airing a report about a strange mushroom that's appeared in the rural part of the city. A mushroom that is in fact, a sex toy. Oh lulz.

Flower carpets Italy

If you ever plan to go to Rome for the second week of May, go to a neighboring town Gensano to see the famous Infioratu – festival of colors. Gensano Infiorata – Flower Festival, which was founded in 1778.

Beefy Walker

Wherever this cripple goes, he or she is going in STYLE

She's Too Good For Everyone

This song goes out to all the guys who've loved and lost... their dignity, trying to get the hot chick.

Big Is Beautiful

Whoever said that a girl has to be slim & sylph-like obviously has no true understanding of the female form as art. You might think i'm referring to rotund Rubenesque ladies, but in fact i'm only focusing on 'certain body parts.

I said "superisze", bitch.

Stupid cop takes home drugs from busts - and gets really, really high

Getting so high you think you're dead is what I would call a bad day - and guess what - this guy didn't get in trouble for it one bit

Inside the Bench with Mark Howel

This is a heart-warming story of an ex-marine who sadly lost both hands in the war in Iraq and now heroically wants to become a UFC fighter. The answer? Bionic hands. Just watch the crushed skulls come thick and fast. Pow!

The Scene 1982

For a great way to impress the girls in any club, check this awesome dance vid out. Seriously.