Not Getting in Here!

You literally need the key to her heart in this case.

Super Gran Thwarts Robbery

Those police people, wasting their resources on trying to catch robbers by surveillance and piecing together the crime scene. When all they really need is a handbag and some balls, then just swing at the bad guys. Hey presto, robbery prevented.

Killed the Car

Freaky Teen Terror!

I cant quite nail down what it is but there is something up with this chicks mouth and she seems to be enjoying it. Whatever you do DON'T watch this if you have ever seen Shriek or are on heavy medication - WTF!?!

Evelyn FTW!

This girl is stunning, and I heart those nip stickers but not as much as I heart what's under them. I've never seen a lollipop and candy put to such good use before, I would definitely accept candy from her, stranger or not.

A Leap Of Fail

There's just something awesome about seeing an animal that's as smug and self assured as a domestic cat attempting something and failing abysmally. Here's one trying to leap on to a cabinet and failing. Hard.

Proof There Is A God

There has to be a god, right? I mean, who else would endow the opposite sex with such weapons of mass distraction, certainly not Darwin, because those most alluring of female assets will be the death of all red blooded males!

What are they saying about the size of this guy's package?

21 jager shots, and he keeps on living

This'll probably be his last video, if he made it home at all

The Apology Bot-3000

Finally!! It's the answer to our prayers, a sure fire 'Get outta Sh#t Free' card - 'The Apology Bot 3000'. Now, no matter the sin she'll be back to loving you anyway and making you a sandwich in no time flat. Sheer Brilliance!