1 Panda NO Cup

So you think panda's are just cute & innocent animals without an evil bone in their bodies. Think again. Prepare to be shocked by the kind of sh#t it seems like they're actually into! Scat-ter people. Fast.

One Too Many....

A colorful collection of wasted women who still manage to look cute with their heads stuck down the toilet bowl & vomit coming out of their mouths! It's amazing there was still someone left standing to capture this with a camera!

Universal Studios should make a ride like this!

Spot The Virgin!?

You would think a virgin would grab the opportunity to grab some flesh but it seems that evolution has come up with a way seperating the men from the boys on this matter, obvious signs are 'hover hand' and outright body awkwardness!

Captain Planet!

He's Captain Planet! Captain Planet! Captain Planet!

Bottle Rockets In The Shower

The difference between an awesome prank & Murder 2 is so slim that it's hard to tell them apart, a lot rests on the sanity of the prankster at the time. This fat weird looking guy is definitely treading a thin line between murder and madness - WTF!?!

Kate Upton's Second Coming

It wouldn't be Easter without the lovely Kate Upton, well it would, but thats not the point. It's tradition to have a cute Easter bunny to remind us of Jeebus & i think Jessica Rabbit has some competition. Something is rising, but it isn't Jeebus.

Whack-A-Kitty

Looks like great fun, although I can't help thinking it could be vastly improved if the whacking stick had metal spikes covered in a deadly venom. I'm only kidding, the spikes would have to be covered in anthrax to make it worthwhile. LOL.

Jesus is watching, you porn fiends!

Think this actually keeps people from going to the porn store? Yeah, not a chance!

Meg White Sex Tape Is Real

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White sex tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.