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Super Sexy Perfume Ad

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, and that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

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South Park in 2 Minutes

Brock Baker is a man you'd want to be hanging out with at a party, in this 2 minutes clip he manages to impersonate 31 voices from the characters of South Park — Disney could hire him to do their next movie and he'd save them a fortune.

Safe sex..use a condom!

This one might not work too well, what with the staple..

Sara X Does Jingle Bewbs

If you were looking for a Christmas carol that has that little something extra, then this should be what you're looking for—the girl's got talent, she should join a choir.

Zenra Curling

It's curling Jim, but not as we know it. Leave it to the Japanese to turn the earnest comfort-sport of curling into an excuse to hurl semi-naked women with their legs akimbo down a Slip N Slide towards multi-coloured dildos. Wonderful.

Splash of water, good thing she's already in a bikini

A bikini-clad thin girl getting soaked? There is nothing wrong with this.

Dear Bieber. (Justin Gets Killed)

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. Next target : Miley Cyrus.

Dogs In Bed

Eww..wonder what they were doing.