Remember, it never pays to sit in front of a Texan.

Dog Entrepreneur

This little guy is making the dough, and doing well!

Coughing or Sucking Invisible...

Stock images are the best, not because they offer royalty-free photos, but because they allow you to misinterpret what's happening into something like this collection of people, who are meant to be coughing but look like they're sucking invisible penises.

Raccoon sure loves it's pussy

That poor cat, just think how ugly the babies are going to be!

AhhHHHHHhhhhhHhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHhhh

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, Stop

Whoops, a little too far.

Cosy up To Carmen

So the winter nights have come and it's f#cking freezing outside. Woe is us all, but there's always the delightful Carmen to hot things up, and if this video doesn't warm you, you could always set light to your computer instead.

Car has wild body modifications, it looks like it's melting

Gotta look cool driving that thing around

Road Rage

If only signs like these came up when you were on the road, big white arrows with red writing that said THIS GUY'S A JERK and other helpful hints that warned you of the idiot drivers clogging up the highways and making your life difficult. Epic.

First impression of the new dancing elmo Live doll

Just watch him go, what a party animal!