BOOM! Headshot - OMFG!

When you see a man being shot in the head simultaneously with two airsoft BB guns at close range, what is the last thing you expect to come out of his mouth? Yup, you guessed it. It's a reference to the whereabouts of his testicles! WTF!?

No Parking

A great sign to put up if people are being bastards and stealing your internet!

Cheney hiding in the bushes

During a recent press conference, Cheney is caught on camera hiding back behind some bushes. What a nut!

Sexy Clubbin Chick

What u gon’ do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans?

Girl Eats Chinese & Wakeboards

This video shows an extremely agile young lady - reportedly a Russian model - eating a box of Chinese takeaway while wakeboarding behind a speedboat. Now that's some serious multitasking.

not likely to be stolen

Soccer Humiliation

If a girl is about to kick a ball in your general direction you have two options - I'd recommend the former as would this guy, once his nose has stopped bleeding...

Oh No, You Didn't !?

Ouch this Asian beauty has be busted by her hair dresser (homo) buying the cheaper hair products and not splashing the cash at the salon. She should just chin him really.

Quick Claims Direct

Have you pulled a muscle in your back? Maybe you sprained a finger opening a tin of baked beans? Well whatever you’ve done, you deserve some money, after all, it’s not like you asked for that tin opener to be so difficult, did you?

Amazing kid puts on a show during Nuggets game