Sh*t Nobody Says

We've been seeing what girls say, what they never say, what they say to each other, to gay guys, to black girls. But what about the stuff that nobody says, who's going to speak out for that? This guy is.

Why Are You Driving?

What would compel someone to even try to make it through here? Stupid.

Fez-Marie 'Tiffany' Whatley Tests Out The New Stripper Pole

There's a brand new stripper pole in the Opie and Anthony Show Studio, so instead of having a hot stripper try out the thing, we brought in the...ahem...next best thing. Fez Whatley from the RON & FEZ SHOW, which can be heard on XM Satellite Radio, immediately following the Opie and Anthony Show. Fez is dancing to Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman"

Girl Makes $9,000 a Month Eating Food

Meanwhile in South Korea... people are willing to pay money to watch someone eat food on a webcam—the trend is known as gastronomic voyeurism, and is a burgeoning fad in recent months.

F*** You Stephen King!

She looks like something Stephen King might've created in one of his novels, something that crawled out of the steaming swamps and devour the souls of sleeping children. But that's Twilight fans for you.

Blik

Remember when you were young and you had no face and you fancied that much older girl next door and she had no face either? Yeah? Well, this is an animation about that time, when love was first filling your heart with sadness and joy and your face had yet to grow.

Guys set hair on fire and pass it along

Don't try this at home guys, you'll have a bald head in no time

Bad Ass Back Fire

I don't know too much about guns but I'm pretty sure that this kind of thing wasn't meant to happen. EVER. Either he didn't put it together properly or the rate of gun crime is set to plummet in the United States. WTF!?!

Pirate Ship

It's a real live pirate ship!

not just lambo doors