A BJ Will Fix Anything

It is something that has been passed down from generation to generation on the female side to get them ANYTHING they want !

Keep Ups

Don't let any of the balls touch the ground.

Afro dog

I'm In Love With Sato Hiroko

Sato Hiroko, Sato Hiroko, Sato Hiroko, where were you when i cried myself to sleep last night with the painful realization that i'm a loser & will never have a girlfriend?? I needed you & you deserted me in my hour of fappity needness! - I love you!

Falling Apart

His parts are laying all over the place!

The Royal Wedding: Abridged!

So, the royal wedding happened. You may’ve missed it because you were sunning yourself on the shores of Lake Como, driving a speed boat around and supping beer in the Mediterranean heat, while eating snacks — but it happened.

Dont Tickle Me

Cute little creatures and their funnies!

"Yah my 454 SS chevy truck just got owned by my boyz, but fuck it i can drive down the road and get these btiches off but too bad they wont be able to get shavin cream off that way on theirs. >)"

Yacht's First Sail

Yachts are like toast. If you drop them they always go butter side down, or in this yacht's case, upside down. Out of the two examples, one is slightly more expensive to clear up afterwards though.

These cats have a lot to say

Not parrots, these are CATS!