The Fast Food Song

The Fast Food Rockers are more excited about fast food than anyone you'll ever meet.

We can’t beleive that this things are legal

There are a lot of awesome things out there that Uncle Sam amazingly hasn’t taken away from us yet. Read this article, and then go and pick up one of everything while you still can!

someone catch that tree!

Look Into My Eyes...While I Fap!

This is a 'romantic' song all about some aliens who like to gaze into each other's eyes while stroking their lusty laser, I suppose it could be worse.

Whale Washes Up On Beach

We'll never know how she got out of her natural habitat, but these kids try to pull this beached woman to safety to get her back to Dr. Phil and potato chips before she dies of deprivation.

Racist Obama T-Shirt Protest

Monster Cycle

This thing even has monster trucks worried

Superheroes in depression

Taiwanese illustrator Shih-Mao Wu painted a series of illustrations of “Superheroes are depressed,”

Bert and Ernie - Ernie gets horny

Not enough sex going down on sesame street, it seems

Sniper Babes To The Rescue!

They'll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! I need to hire a team of these girls as my personal body guards, muscling people out the way, looking good and keeping me safe from my many, many enemies.