Pinsanity

Pinterest addictions can go too far. I have no idea what pinterest is but according to this it's filled with homicidal orientals so I'm going to steer well clear.

What Is It?

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? And why is it wearing fishnets on it's arms? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all and takes away our children to use as tooth picks!

Tattoos You'll Regret Forever

Getting a tattoo might sound like a cool thing to do, but for god's sake, think about it carefully, make sure you realise that it's for life. And under NO circumstances will Edward from Twilight ever be a good choice for a dude. FAIL!

How To Quit Jobs You Don't Have

Just because Peter Butterman doesn't actually work for these companies, that isn't going to stop him from quitting working for them. The results are hilarious, Peter should be awarded a medal for services to lulz. Or a job.

Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

Stingrays

Wow.

Russian Homemade Grenade Fail

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

Russian Airbag Prank

One minute you're sitting there thinking how nice it is to spend some downtime with your buddies, chilling out and having some quality time, the next you're being launched in the air as the reason they were being so nice to you becomes all too clear.

waiter, there's a man's best friend in my soup

Dance Fail Compilation-tastic

Many, many people can't dance. Stumbling about on two left feet making a mockery of grace and timing. The great thing about it though, is that while the person doing it is having fun, anyone watching is having just as much. Keep it up.