California Gurls At Full Voice

Pop quiz, hotshot. It's 8:00 AM. There's a 'Jabba The Hut' looking dude on the bus screeching California Gurls at the top of his voice. If the bus goes over 50, he keeps singing, and if it goes under 50, he keeps singing. What do you do?

Head in the Snow

Does he think he's going to find something cool down there?

Squashing - I Feel Like A Pancake

Today is the day you learn about the sexual festish of squashing. What's that? Well, it's when someone wants a really obese person to sit on them so they feel as flat as some griddled batter. And if you still think this is made up, Dr. Drew meets a woman whose job it is to perform this bizarre act.

GOOOOAAAAAAAAL!

Even in the animal kingdom they can be impressed with a well scored goal, so much so that they get just as excited as those over-eager commentators. Just take this snake for example, it doesn't give a sh#t about anything else.

One-Man-Thrill-Ride Jimmy Preston

You'd hate to be the college baseball team up against this immortal, who hits .400 in his sleep and eats fastballs for breakfast.

COOL KID TRIPLE WAVE

Big Nose Celebrities

Ever wondered what celebrities would look like with gigantic conks? Yeah, me neither, but thanks to photoshop and someone who has far too much free time, now we know! Just something else we have the internet to thank for!

I Still Love You……..Chewbacca!

It’s a sad, sad day indeed for any actor to fall from public adoration, but even more of a biatch when the people you love abandon you – But don’t despair, it all ends happily ever after for the wookie with a tearful reunion – Fairy tales DO exist (kinda!)

Delicious Christina

She's a total vision of beauty & almost goddess-like in appearance - Whilst surfing the internet recently, we came across this delicious set of pics - ENJOY :)

Puppet Man Show

This guy and all the friends he has in the world get up to dance to Bad by Michael Jackson. You can just see the talent oozing out of every pore as he dances in perfect synchronization, especially when he fails the moonwalk.