Goth loves her baseball

And cutting herself and going insane

Luscious Legs

These are the sort of legs you need to get an elevator to ride to the top. Legs you could worship as though they were your altar and the camgirl was your religion. The sort of religion you can really start to have faith in.

Shatner Read Palin's Poem

The big man himself reads Palins farewell speech in the style of a poem!

Gold Digger Prank

The lesson here is: if you want a complete stranger to go to dinner with you after your first attempt failed, ask them out while getting into a Lamborghini.

EPIC Photo Pose FAIL!

This would be a fail anyway on the grounds that the one whose face we can see looks like she was beaten to near death by the ugly stick. Before being drowned in the ugly pond and sprayed with ugly spray.

Hardcore Granny

Caught Under a Semi

This lucky bastard was caught under a flipped over semi, and miraculously survived. Amazing!

Passive aggressive car alarm notes

“Brick/rock through your windshield” is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I’d give them creative causticity.

Kanye Speaks Out

Kanye West turned one hell of a boring telethon into something AWESOME. George Bush hates black people? really?

Baby Spice's Still Bootyfull!

Emma Bunton, wow, i used to spend a LOT of my time in my bunk 'thinking' of her. She was always the cutest one from the Spice Girls & now she is a VERY yummy-mummy - It looks like she's definitely got better with age!