Best Puke Save Ever

The remains of dozens of burgers made a bold attempt at an escape from this competitve eater's gut, but all were single-handedly rounded up and returned to captivity within seconds of escape.

American Psycho: Deleted Scene

It's baffling to think why they would cut a scene like this, something that would've reached out to the kids and given the film a broader appeal without diminishing the integrity of the plot or the characters. It's a true story...Honest!

Epic Booty Shakin' Compilation

Well boys and girls, the best bit of advise I can offer to you before you watch this awesome piece of video, is don't make too many plans for the rest of the day, cuz you are not going to be thinking about much else..Fap-tastic!

You're Not A Single Lady

Oh man, this is heart-breaking. This poor little kid just wanted to join in the fun, be part of the gang. He's too young to understand he's not a single lady. We're all single ladies buddy, don't cry! The same thing happened to me though, I was bawling for hours.

Fireman Saves Kitten

They say a cat has nine lives, but it looks as if this one has used them all up - But then fireman Cory Kalanick rescues the unconscious kitten from a burning house filled with smoke and gives it a respawn. Too cute!

Tabby Is Hot-Hot-HAWT.....Kinda?!

But before you start drooling at the mouth be WARNED! - She is totally mental, so don't fall for this hot blonde because her marbles just rolled out of her ears and down the drain and they ain't ever gonna come back - WTF!?!

sad old man

Big Eyes

I like a girl with big, pretty eyes but this is a little much

Keenan Cahill (Feat. 50 Cent) - Down On Me

So yeah, and then this happened. Anyone who was knocking this kid back in the day, don't see yo aiss busting some rhymes with the Fidmeister Gen. Just imagine the hot chickeroos they'll be going out to grind the night away with.

Women Are Taking the Piss

Warning: Females everywhere. Fear them. What is possibly the last bastion of male dominance on the planet is under threat, where once only men stood to pee, very soon there will be womankind peeing beside you. We're doomed.