The Assport Potty

Would WOULDN'T want to take a shit in this??

Santa's Little Helper

She could help me into her bed and give me mad nookie if she wanted.

There Goes The Crane!

First off, how did the crane GET up there? Second, why does nobody seem to care it's falling?

For when you've just got too much to do to take a leak

Bush's White House Invasion

George W. Bush already misses the White House, with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help W get back in without being spotted by Barack Obama's security!

How Hot Girls Use The ATM

There should be obstacles for hot girls to climb over when ever they have to use and atm so you get to have a good look at their ass. Its just how it should be!

How NOT To Listen To Chicks !

Ok, so you have to admit that girls are definitely worth the time of day to speak to, but sometimes what they say may as well be in a foriegn language and the mind begins to shut down and wander off - It's a trait that no cute chick should EVER know !

A Trick to Make Your Kids Hate You

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

Horse Raincoat

Good thing too, that statue may..rust?

Super Hawt Blonde

Just let me watch this honey's video projected on the back of my eyelids from now until the violent explosion of our sun and I'll be a happy man. If I saw her in the flesh I'd probably implode with longing.