Jaws Up-Ski(r)t

A man-eating shark threatens to shatter a peaceful coastal community and action needs to be taken fast. Only one man knows what to do, but wait, what did he say?

Coffee?

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

Lauren Conrad - “My Graphic Splash” PC Event in New York

Lauren Conrad - “My Graphic Splash” PC Event in New York

Flyby

A happy children's song sung about the life of a maggot.

"Yah my 454 SS chevy truck just got owned by my boyz, but fuck it i can drive down the road and get these btiches off but too bad they wont be able to get shavin cream off that way on theirs. >)"

Beautiful pictures of landscapes

If you have opportunity to travel you can visit the most interesting places, rain forests, deserts and plains that’s great,but you can also admire these photos and enjoy.

Lady Fingers

Sounds...delicious?

Sweet Krissy

Sweet by name and I bet she's sweet and bootylicious by nature. After a main course of clams and maybe a tuna salad, you could move on to Krissy for a delicious desert. That would be a last meal that would linger in the mind. Until you were executed of course.

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Starcraft 2 Beta Break Up

Chicks, you can't kill them - But you CAN break up for them (especially this one!) - He might have missed out on this game but i some how think he is better off away from this chick. She is a total psych, but i still definitely would.